clarification

Ok just so you all know, that list is accurate. If you are worried that i may in fact be retarded you should know a couple things:

If you ever say that about me again... I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY SUPER SECRET KARATE MOVES FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

I am also a prostitute.

Also if you work for Kyocera you are in the clear.

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you might be retarded if...

Ok so i watched lost in translation with lindsay today, and here is what i found out.

Unless you are:

1. A baby
2. Playing DDR or something like it.
3. Designing a video game.
4. Eating an eggroll, or sushi.
5. Working for Sony... of Japan.
6. A prostitute.
7. In possession of some really cool karate knowledge.
8. Working in a rice patty.

Then you are retarded.

Thank you for the japanese sterotypes, oh crappy crappy movie!! Don't see it, it is a really bad movie. For serious.

Ok but at any rate i am in a much better mood, if you think i have forgotten something out of this list, then please leave me a note! Take care!

Breaking point....

Ok so there comes a time in every persons life where they have put up with too much. Look at columbine, kids got too upset, let it build up for too long, and then killed a bunch of "innocent" kids. I put innocent in quotation marks, because there none violent hurtful comments, sparked an emotion that apparently had been festering for a while.

I kinda feel like that right now. I have been in some shitty situations in the past, but this is by far the shittiest. I have put up with things that I should have flipped out for, but i don't, i put it away and move on. I think today might have been the cinder block that broke the camels back.

I am not going to go into detail, mostly because it is unfair, but i think this is the most upset/ depressed/ raging i have been since i failed out of school. That takes a lot really. Huh.

Well i am not gonna shoot innocent kids, i am not gonna punch the people responsible. I guess i will just suck it up and move on, but i tell ya what, i wanna shoot something!

maybe a target or something

take care

Comedian... not.

So I have finally, after 21 years, decided to scratch my comedian dream. I have finally realised that the only reason why I am funny is because I steal everyone elses stuff. Quoting movies, and the like is my thing. The only thing I say that wasn't originally from a movie or something like that is "your mother" which I am not all that proud of. Oh and that last mtv reality rant. That was mine, but not funny.

So I found out the other day I am in fact not getting promoted ever, or at least until my current manager gets out of his lease. I was pissed. Let's list a few other things that pissed me off that day shall we:

1. I got paid that day... kinda, it was only for 60 hours of work. For those of you that don't know i work all the damn time so this is obviously a mistake.

2. My insurance, i need to turn in a packet by the 31st with all my insurance information on it. I asked for the packet from corporate on the 6th, i finally got it 2 days ago. And like i said it has to be in by the 31st.

3. I bust my ass at that job, i am there early every day, except 4 times now, and i sell the most of anybody there by far. I have doubled the person closest to me in sales of comissionable items. Yet I still am getting pooped on by this promotion.

4. I got a raise the beginning of December. You wouldn't know it though, cause the raise hasn't gone through yet. The official count of money I have missed out on in past pay checks: about $200.00.

5. There is only three of us on the payroll there, meaning we work all the time, if i am sick there is nobody that can cover for me or the other two guys. Is my manager in any hurry to hire anybody else? NO!! I hand him the most qualified applicant since I got hired and he is just taking his time deciding whether or not to hire him saying that he wants to stick me with bad employees when i get the store. Normally i would think he's joking, but then again i was angry that day.

In the end though i still love my job. Yesterday i was bored at work, didn't have a customer for like 2 hours so what did i do? I found some games i hand't played yet and played them. For roughly an hour and a half i played random video games and got paid for it.

I just wish they would start paying for the hard work that i put in, becides that hour and a half of video games.

That is all folks!!

Take care!

Dennis

Ha ha just kidding!!

OK i know i said i wasn't gonna post on here anymore. I know that. OK you can stop typing your " but you said you weren't going to post anymore" comment. You unoriginal jerk.

The reason why i reconsidered and decided to in fact begin posting again is because i laughed when i read one of my old entries today. Is it bad when i laugh at something i myself once said? NAY i say! NAY! Yes i am a nay-sayer.

Be all that as it may, i am still not funny, at least not to anybody else.

So today i am in my car and i hear a radio ad for a talent agency looking for new talent for an MTV reality t.v. show. Sounds pretty harmless right? Yeah until the part saying "we are looking for men and women from ages 5 - 25." what reality t.v. show on MTV would have men and women from ages 5 - 25 on it? Certainly not the real world!! What would that be like? "Hi my name is tevan and i am a 5 year old black transvestite from L.A." I guess that is one way to cover all bases. What would happen when the older people wanted to go out at night? The babysitter!! "ok tevan, time to go to bed. Tevan: Back off you 15 year old whore! You don't know me!!" "Tevan, time to do your dishes. Tevan: Biotch, those are your dishes, and you will wash my sippy cup, i took care of your drunk ass when you got home at 3 a.m. when i had kindergarten i had to study for. I HATE YOU, I HATE THIS HOUSE, YOU AREN'T MY DAD, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!"

Sounds about right doesn't it?

I won't even get into when he goes skinny dipping, or when he wets the bed.

We will leave that to your imagination.

I think i would watch that show, well done MTV.

Well that really is the most exciting thing i heard, saw, or did today. Have a good one!!

Signing back on...

Dennis

no offense

Ok so no offense to the blogging world, but i think i am done with this thing now. I realised that this isn't at all much different than freeopendiary.com and i do not wish to spend anymore of my energy in writing or reading these things. These things are drama causing machines, and i have had enough.

I also am refusing to read anymore blogs, except perhaps for maybe my friend joe. i have decided that if you wish to know what is going on with my life you can instant message me, e-mail me, stop by, or just freakin call me. I am not going to say anymore on this other than i am moving away from this blasted forum.

Just so everyone knows, the reason i am doing this is not for anyone, or because i have had a bad experience thus far on this thing, i just don't want to see it happen, so i am done.

As i said, if you want to find out anything going on with me you may certainly e-mail me, call me, or stop by, or even instant message me.

This is DA fish. Signing off.