Comedian... not.

So I have finally, after 21 years, decided to scratch my comedian dream. I have finally realised that the only reason why I am funny is because I steal everyone elses stuff. Quoting movies, and the like is my thing. The only thing I say that wasn't originally from a movie or something like that is "your mother" which I am not all that proud of. Oh and that last mtv reality rant. That was mine, but not funny.

So I found out the other day I am in fact not getting promoted ever, or at least until my current manager gets out of his lease. I was pissed. Let's list a few other things that pissed me off that day shall we:

1. I got paid that day... kinda, it was only for 60 hours of work. For those of you that don't know i work all the damn time so this is obviously a mistake.

2. My insurance, i need to turn in a packet by the 31st with all my insurance information on it. I asked for the packet from corporate on the 6th, i finally got it 2 days ago. And like i said it has to be in by the 31st.

3. I bust my ass at that job, i am there early every day, except 4 times now, and i sell the most of anybody there by far. I have doubled the person closest to me in sales of comissionable items. Yet I still am getting pooped on by this promotion.

4. I got a raise the beginning of December. You wouldn't know it though, cause the raise hasn't gone through yet. The official count of money I have missed out on in past pay checks: about $200.00.

5. There is only three of us on the payroll there, meaning we work all the time, if i am sick there is nobody that can cover for me or the other two guys. Is my manager in any hurry to hire anybody else? NO!! I hand him the most qualified applicant since I got hired and he is just taking his time deciding whether or not to hire him saying that he wants to stick me with bad employees when i get the store. Normally i would think he's joking, but then again i was angry that day.

In the end though i still love my job. Yesterday i was bored at work, didn't have a customer for like 2 hours so what did i do? I found some games i hand't played yet and played them. For roughly an hour and a half i played random video games and got paid for it.

I just wish they would start paying for the hard work that i put in, becides that hour and a half of video games.

That is all folks!!

Take care!

Dennis