Cool? I'm cool.
I am cool, I know i'm cool, but why do i feel not cool.
Upon further consideration, i feel cool. I mean temperature wise i am really really cool. Almost cold, i am that cool.
Well let's think about it. I have lots of friends, i have a coolo job.
Cool.
My parents rock, my truck runs, my bills are paid.
Cool.
It is 8:00 on my day off, i got a call from a guy I work with asking me to work tomorrow I said yes. This is because apart from a bit of video games i have done nothing today. I don't need people to call me, how are they to know i have a day off, i ALWAYS work. So i am sticking with the norm and working my boring little ass off.
Not cool.
So 2 out of 3 ain't bad right? Shut up meatloaf.
Is there a double meaning in that last line?? Who knows, but i suggest you listen to more meatloaf, but becareful not to get to close as it has a tendancy to be greasy and fat.
More double meanings.
Not cool.
hmm 50 % I better stop now before i seriously kill my cool quotient.
There i am done!
Peace outside!!
posted by gefishy @ 6:00 PM
4 Comments:
totally blowing off kivi on more than one occasion where it is possible to visit him...not cool...times infinite(no take-backs, lock, plus one not cool to whatever cool you add from here on out...leaving you at not cool...until you come visit me that is)
Hmm... as much as I would like to agree with that last comment, I find that I want you to be cool even more. Because of this, I propose a trade.
If you give me your "Eskimo Valet of Death" card, I'll give you my "Galahad in the Castle Anthrax" card.
Now, your EVD card gives a 5 point bonus to your Cool Rating, but ONLY if played in the Cold Zone. If played in the Temperate Zone (where we live), the Eskimo's skin starts to reek of dead fish, giving your Cool Rating a -25 point hit, which is why the EVD is a dangerous card to use.
My GCA card is normally neutral, but you're in luck. Obscure wording on the card allows the following interpretation: When the player's Cool Rating is artificially held down by opposing cards, the GCA card actually reverses the effect, swapping the coolness of you and your less-than-kind opponent.
Sorry Erik/kivi...I've just got to stand up for my friends, you know?
touche, joe, but there is one thing you overlooked.
You said yourself that you GCA card swaps fish's coolness with mine. Thats all fine and dandy, but my coolness is at the same level as fish's, due to the fact that I have not been up there in some time to visit him.
So stick up for this manwhore all you want, he's still infinitly uncool...until he comes to visit me
In light of this new development, Dennis, I'm going to have to retract my offer.
It's not like I don't have Coolness to spare, but I will NOT take the -25 point hit from the EVD card if it won't help your rating anyways.
Sorry, man.
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