It's time for another good idea, bad idea.
Good idea:
Getting your finger looked at when it starts to hurt ENORMOUSLY!
Bad idea:
Waiting to get your finger looked at till it starts to turn green and give of a very unfriendly smell that while minute unless nose is to finger, still is rather unsettling.
So about 4 days ago my finger hurt like crazy, I figured it was an ingrown nail. So far I still think that. Now however I think there are tiny men with pick axes chopping at the bone, trying to make me mad. Also my finger has turned green in a little spot where I believe the ingrown nail is, and on top of that it kinda smells bad. REALLY bad. So I am gonna hide for a couple days till I can figure out what the hell is going on, and maybe go see the doctor tomorrow. I really hope they don't cut off my finger.
Anyways life is good, still rather unsettling in itself, but I am dealing as I have now officially had my second day off in a week!! WOO HOO!!
Dinner with my parents tomorrow, marking the first time I have made an effort outside of myself to hang out with them in a very long time. I am very excited about it.
Take care y'all!!
Dennis
posted by gefishy @ 9:26 PM
2 Comments:
so, I hear you have finger problems...
My friend I have just the thing--"Flim-Flam's Joy Juice"!! Flim-Flam's joy juice does it all, folks. From warding off vampires to curing werewolves, from removing nailpolish to fueling a jet, from cleansing rotting fingers to adding a special zing to Scooby Snacks! That's right, folks, it's Flim-Flam's Joy Juice. And today only, the bottles are two for one! So hurry up folks, and grab some while you can, because Flim-Flam's Joy Juice is running out faster than I'm talking!!
But seriously, that sounds like gangrene, and if it is, you should go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY! That's definitely an antibiotic IV in the arm and lots of prayer that you can keep your finger kind of thing. I can't get you to the hospital, and you A. Never answer your phone when I call, and B. are never at your AIM, so I can't tell you to go any sooner than NOW. But I will be praying for you, man. Because right now you're a cool Dennis Lynn. But if you loose that finger, you'll just be like all the other 13 fingered Dennis Lynns in the world, which is not the same as a cool Dennis Lynn at all. Get what I'm saying? Good.
NOW GET YOUR FREAKING @$$ TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM AS SOON AS YOU FREAKING CAN, BECAUSE MY MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST GIRLFRIEND SAYS YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE YOUR FREAKING FINGER IF YOU DON'T!!!
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