H'ok long time no talkie...

So i know i haven't posted in a while. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR COMPLAINING!! so here i am.

Ok so nobody really complained besides joe, and lindsay said something matter-of-factly, which isn't really complaining i guess. But the voices in my head were going nuts!!!

Ok anyways, i don't really have much to talk about besides girls, so i am going to talk about the females of the species, (which are much stronger than the males) and yee haw.

First point i would like to make, all this time when girls were being weird when i was dating them, i found out from a friend of mine i work with the other day, they do it on purpose!!! She is, as of right now, doing it to her fiance in the form of just general stand offishness (yes that is a word) and it makes me very angry. So lets just understand, i went through a huge amount of depression and other stuff because a girl wanted attention, but just didn't want to tell me what?? DAMN WOMEN!!! I was very angry before, i am mildly upset now.

Another point I would like to make, apparently nice guys are undatable, yes this has been glanced over many times in many other facats but i don't care. I have been the pooch that has been screwed when it comes to women for 21 years. I am too good a friend/ I am too nice/ I am too much like a brother to date. I have had enough. Oh and then there is the well you are really cool but i am not looking for anyone right now, and then dates somebody like a day or two later, or is telling me how nobody wants to date them and how they think they are worthless cause nobody likes them. HELLO I WAS JUST ASKING YOU OUT YESTERDAY A.D.D. POSTERCHILD!!!! Do i deserve this?? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I have done some shitty things in my life, but nothing shitty enough to give me the finger when it comes to women. But lets get things straight, when i am saying i have bad luck with women, I am saying that nobody wants to date me, not there hasn't been a few interesting girls who have liked me, or who have wanted to sleep with me, but even if i am lucky enough to find a girl, see the above paragraph to see the conclusion.

I can't be gay, because i couldn't stand the whole idea of ew, but girls freakin suck, and i want to punch them all in the face, but i have never hit a girl before and i am not starting now.

Just so you all know in case there was confusion, apparently i am on the market, and apparently i am worthless so when you see me on the guy line just punch me in the nuts like every other girl does and keep moving to the asshole section. That is where you will end up anyways.

So yeah, at work yesterday, i had to deal with costomer service issues. I love costumer service, for serious. I like working with people. BUT THIS GUY WAS A DICK!!! He bought a PS2 the other day, and they are very hard to find nowadays. He comes back in yesterday saying it is broken. Our policy clearly states, if items are new and unopened they can be returned within 7 days for a refund or exchange. In the case of opened stuff that was bought from us new, they must be sent to the manufacturer for refund or exchange. THIS ASSHAT CALLED SONY AND THEY SAID TO SEND IT BACK FOR AN EXCHANGE. HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER ONE!!! Instead he comes to me asking for a refund. I restate to him our policy, he flips out. He wouldn't leave until i told him i would exchange it, sad thing is WE HAVE NO OTHER PS2'S TO GIVE HIM THEY ARE HARD TO FIND!! So then he flips out about our computer system, how i am a jackass and i am not even trying to help him. First of all i told the guy i would exchange it when we got some in, clearly against are stupid policy, but he wasnt' happy. He got mad when i didn't know the corporate number. He went home to look for it online, then called me 45 times to make sure he was going to the right site and to yell at me about wisconsin statutes more. Then he yells at me for the fact that he has to look up the number online, when we should have that readily available to us. By this point my middle finger is constantly pointed at the phone while maintaining a kindergarten teacher style demeanor. Finally he calls again to threaten me. Unfortunatly for this asshat, i had one my new guy listening in, and he heard the whole thing. NOW I GOT A WITNESS ASSHAT!!! So i tell him, i don't take kindly to threats. BOOM he blows up again. He told me before he hung up that it would take him the remainder of the night to find the number, and that he didn't find it on the website, and five seconds later i get a call from costomer service, ( the number that apparently is impossible to find... unless you look for it) and the tell me that yes this guy is an asshole, and yes he did threaten me, but he wins, he gets his money back. I wanted to quit right there, lets just tell everyone, its ok to take your new system or game home and play it for three days, drop it off a balcony when you get bored, and we will gladly let you stick it in our butts while we give you the money back. This company will never ever make money in beloit if crap like this keeps happening. Beloit is the cheapest place in the universe, i am honestly scared for my life that i will be robbed every day, and now we are telling everyone we are giving away free games nowadays!! HAVE FUN TAKEING OUR MONEY ASSHOLES, WE ARE JUST GIVING IT AWAY!!!

It was at that point, combined with other points, that i thought to myself, if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college, my eyes closed, and then next morning they found me dead in my bathroom.

Take care.

Dennis