And now for something different completely...

Notice how i didn't say "completely different" in the title. This is to imply that this is something completely different.

Ok so i am not funny, i know that, so stop typing your "you are definetly not funny" comment. I know.

So today, well actually, this whole weekend and this early week has kinda rocked actually. I feel like i won something. Maybe it will be pie. I really really like pie.

Ok well pie would be most appreciated. So i am now willing to accept my prize pie. Whenever you wanna give it up. Don't hold out on me. Pumpkin pie holder-outer.

So work was really fun today, i got there and we had done about 100 dollars in revenue, so i thought , man it will be slow today. Just to guage here on an average weekday we do about 1200 to 1500 in buisness, and that's a little high. Today me personally i did over 2400 dollars in buisness. In 7 hours. I was freakin busy. Really really freakin busy. It's cool cause i made some mad commission today, and by mad commission i mean like 35 bucks, but on top of my base salary that ain't bad.

So i told one of my customers today, who said to me i know WAY to much about video games, that i was living a dream to run a video game store. You know what that heartless woman did. She laughed at me!!! I know, so i tell her how happy I am at my job, and she laughs at me like my job is worthless. Ok just so you all are 100 percent sure on what my job is, i get paid, decently, to play and sell video games. In about a month I am gonna get paid REALLY well for the same task, including some marketing, and for all that extra work i get a trip to vegas for one week every year to play games before they come out, and they pay for my room, food, and drink. That was a really really long sentence. You get the idea. I am really happy at my job. You may be at a job where you make more than me lady, but i like coming to work every day. I wish i could draw like lindsay with paint and then i would be able to make an illustration that shows what she probably does for a living. Just laugh, cause it would be funny. I may have to contract her for some help on my next post. Watch for that, and maybe leave a not in her diary telling her that I need her assistance. That would be most wise.

So anyways i got to go out to lunch with this really hot girl today, who shall be named later. Just understand that she is freakin gorgeous, like for serious. And she is a pretty good conversationalist too. Is it wierd though if she picks her nose? Like seriously right there at mcdonalds she starts picking her nose and trying to eat it!! I am like hey stop that!! She's all like "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!" and starts trying to like her own nostril. I think she is on crack. To bad i really enjoy spending time with her or i would have totally dismissed that girl.

If i don't post for a while, it is because i am dead. Probably due to that last paragraph. Oh and peter pan??? Yeah he is a flamer. A big freakin ball of flame. Huge flamer.

That is all I really need to say for now. So skinerma rinky dinky dink, skinerma rinky do... GET AWAY FROM MY BLOG YOU JERK!!!!!!

good bye

Dennis