Ha ha just kidding!!

OK i know i said i wasn't gonna post on here anymore. I know that. OK you can stop typing your " but you said you weren't going to post anymore" comment. You unoriginal jerk.

The reason why i reconsidered and decided to in fact begin posting again is because i laughed when i read one of my old entries today. Is it bad when i laugh at something i myself once said? NAY i say! NAY! Yes i am a nay-sayer.

Be all that as it may, i am still not funny, at least not to anybody else.

So today i am in my car and i hear a radio ad for a talent agency looking for new talent for an MTV reality t.v. show. Sounds pretty harmless right? Yeah until the part saying "we are looking for men and women from ages 5 - 25." what reality t.v. show on MTV would have men and women from ages 5 - 25 on it? Certainly not the real world!! What would that be like? "Hi my name is tevan and i am a 5 year old black transvestite from L.A." I guess that is one way to cover all bases. What would happen when the older people wanted to go out at night? The babysitter!! "ok tevan, time to go to bed. Tevan: Back off you 15 year old whore! You don't know me!!" "Tevan, time to do your dishes. Tevan: Biotch, those are your dishes, and you will wash my sippy cup, i took care of your drunk ass when you got home at 3 a.m. when i had kindergarten i had to study for. I HATE YOU, I HATE THIS HOUSE, YOU AREN'T MY DAD, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!"

Sounds about right doesn't it?

I won't even get into when he goes skinny dipping, or when he wets the bed.

We will leave that to your imagination.

I think i would watch that show, well done MTV.

Well that really is the most exciting thing i heard, saw, or did today. Have a good one!!

Signing back on...

Dennis