To Asshat:

Ok i love the word asshat, cause it applies so often. Ok asshat (IE stop complaining) I really hope you aren't a brother, juslt like my good friend brevans said, cause if you are, that isn't cool. Secondly that isn't cool!! It is one thing to drag me into this and call me out, i can deal with that kinda thing, but you have no right to mention anybody else in a negative way on my blog. None. I don't know who you think you are, or how you think you know me, but this kinda stuff, like calling a woman a slut, isn't cool. You need to show more respect towards people, you don't know me, you don't know her, you don't call women durogative names. I am not a violent person, but i believe i would be more than happy to lay the beat down if that is what you are really looking for. I am apalled that anyone would say this, let alone someone who apparently at least knows my name. People like you are the reason i stopped using my last diary, and people like you are the reason I lose faith in humanity. You are a troubled individual, and like i said I am more than happy to straighten you right the hell out whenever and wherever. ASS HAT!!!

Oh by the way, you mess with me, you mess with 22 large musicians, so think about it.

Burn in hell, asshat

Fish

H'ok long time no talkie...

So i know i haven't posted in a while. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR COMPLAINING!! so here i am.

Ok so nobody really complained besides joe, and lindsay said something matter-of-factly, which isn't really complaining i guess. But the voices in my head were going nuts!!!

Ok anyways, i don't really have much to talk about besides girls, so i am going to talk about the females of the species, (which are much stronger than the males) and yee haw.

First point i would like to make, all this time when girls were being weird when i was dating them, i found out from a friend of mine i work with the other day, they do it on purpose!!! She is, as of right now, doing it to her fiance in the form of just general stand offishness (yes that is a word) and it makes me very angry. So lets just understand, i went through a huge amount of depression and other stuff because a girl wanted attention, but just didn't want to tell me what?? DAMN WOMEN!!! I was very angry before, i am mildly upset now.

Another point I would like to make, apparently nice guys are undatable, yes this has been glanced over many times in many other facats but i don't care. I have been the pooch that has been screwed when it comes to women for 21 years. I am too good a friend/ I am too nice/ I am too much like a brother to date. I have had enough. Oh and then there is the well you are really cool but i am not looking for anyone right now, and then dates somebody like a day or two later, or is telling me how nobody wants to date them and how they think they are worthless cause nobody likes them. HELLO I WAS JUST ASKING YOU OUT YESTERDAY A.D.D. POSTERCHILD!!!! Do i deserve this?? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I have done some shitty things in my life, but nothing shitty enough to give me the finger when it comes to women. But lets get things straight, when i am saying i have bad luck with women, I am saying that nobody wants to date me, not there hasn't been a few interesting girls who have liked me, or who have wanted to sleep with me, but even if i am lucky enough to find a girl, see the above paragraph to see the conclusion.

I can't be gay, because i couldn't stand the whole idea of ew, but girls freakin suck, and i want to punch them all in the face, but i have never hit a girl before and i am not starting now.

Just so you all know in case there was confusion, apparently i am on the market, and apparently i am worthless so when you see me on the guy line just punch me in the nuts like every other girl does and keep moving to the asshole section. That is where you will end up anyways.

So yeah, at work yesterday, i had to deal with costomer service issues. I love costumer service, for serious. I like working with people. BUT THIS GUY WAS A DICK!!! He bought a PS2 the other day, and they are very hard to find nowadays. He comes back in yesterday saying it is broken. Our policy clearly states, if items are new and unopened they can be returned within 7 days for a refund or exchange. In the case of opened stuff that was bought from us new, they must be sent to the manufacturer for refund or exchange. THIS ASSHAT CALLED SONY AND THEY SAID TO SEND IT BACK FOR AN EXCHANGE. HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER ONE!!! Instead he comes to me asking for a refund. I restate to him our policy, he flips out. He wouldn't leave until i told him i would exchange it, sad thing is WE HAVE NO OTHER PS2'S TO GIVE HIM THEY ARE HARD TO FIND!! So then he flips out about our computer system, how i am a jackass and i am not even trying to help him. First of all i told the guy i would exchange it when we got some in, clearly against are stupid policy, but he wasnt' happy. He got mad when i didn't know the corporate number. He went home to look for it online, then called me 45 times to make sure he was going to the right site and to yell at me about wisconsin statutes more. Then he yells at me for the fact that he has to look up the number online, when we should have that readily available to us. By this point my middle finger is constantly pointed at the phone while maintaining a kindergarten teacher style demeanor. Finally he calls again to threaten me. Unfortunatly for this asshat, i had one my new guy listening in, and he heard the whole thing. NOW I GOT A WITNESS ASSHAT!!! So i tell him, i don't take kindly to threats. BOOM he blows up again. He told me before he hung up that it would take him the remainder of the night to find the number, and that he didn't find it on the website, and five seconds later i get a call from costomer service, ( the number that apparently is impossible to find... unless you look for it) and the tell me that yes this guy is an asshole, and yes he did threaten me, but he wins, he gets his money back. I wanted to quit right there, lets just tell everyone, its ok to take your new system or game home and play it for three days, drop it off a balcony when you get bored, and we will gladly let you stick it in our butts while we give you the money back. This company will never ever make money in beloit if crap like this keeps happening. Beloit is the cheapest place in the universe, i am honestly scared for my life that i will be robbed every day, and now we are telling everyone we are giving away free games nowadays!! HAVE FUN TAKEING OUR MONEY ASSHOLES, WE ARE JUST GIVING IT AWAY!!!

It was at that point, combined with other points, that i thought to myself, if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college, my eyes closed, and then next morning they found me dead in my bathroom.

Take care.

Dennis

WOO!!

So I have had a million songs in my head besides just celebration tunes, which are always there. I have had so many songs it becomes hard to think, so I think maybe I will post one or two on here once in a while in the hopes it will be out of my brain for a while. So here is the first tune my brain thinks you should listen to.

All or Nothing by O-Town (I know, oldish, but it is in my freakin head)

I know when he's been on your mind
That distant look is in your eyes
I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over
It's not the way I choose to live
And something somewhere's gotta give
A share in this relationship gets older, older
You know I'd fight for you but how could I fight somone who isn't even there
I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you I don't care if that's not fair
Cuz I want it all Or nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call You leave me here with nothing at all

There are time it seems to me
I'm sharing you with memories
I feel it in my heart but I don't show it , show it
Then there's times you look at me
As thought I'm all that you could see
Those times I don't belive it's right I know it , know it

Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well
I had the rest of you now I want the best of you it's time to show and tell
Cuz I want it all
Or nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fal
lWhen you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call You leave me here with nothing at all

Cuz you and I Could lose it all if you've got no more room Nowhere inside for me in your life
Cuz I want it all
Or Nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall It's now or never
Is it all Or Nothing at all
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call You leave me here with nothing at all

There ya go, deal with that one, hopefully now it will be out of my brain!!

banging head on something really really hard...

STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!

Breathe...

STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!

I am really dumb, that is all.

Dennis

Back to something completely different...

So I am back now, after the bacon, and soup, and other stuff.

hmm what to write what to write. Oh i know!!!

So I am in a fantastic mood after my trip home, turns out all I needed I guess was to run away for a few days. I have now walked back in to whitewater feeling refreshed and renewed.

But the problem still persists, just not as nagging now.

I am seriously like the luckiest guy in the world. I have a job that makes me happy, and I get paid decently for it. I have a cool but dirty house (that now has a broken window). Me and my roomates have a dog that rocks the hizouse.

But I feel like I am like one step away from being like the happiest guy in the world, but that step is like 4 billion feet high (which is really really high) and i can't quite get my leg over it. I am tall, but not 4 billion feet tall. Even if i was that tall there would still be some climbing involved. All I gotta say is i am really happy, but there is a wanting of something more that keeps me awake tonight, and most nights.

I have now officially decided I am really greedy.

Seriously now. I have nothing that should give me reason to be upset. I have a job, food, house, friends, what else do I need? Why do people have to be such wieners and why can't we just take what we are given and be satisfied?

I guess that makes the human race a bunch of losers.

Think about it, every human being has one thing that they really really want but aren't getting, or just don't have. This makes them not a winner, cause to be a winner, or at least to feel like one, you should have everything you really really want right? So in theory then that makes the human race a bunch of losers right? I guess that makes you proud to be a loser then huh? Think about that, try to play some music or something while you ponder that, i hear it helps.

So I have gone to the point of not capatalizing my I's in some situation, and capatalizing them in others. I would say i am improving. Thanks, i will sign autographs later.

On and ever upward.

So I am still at an emotional crossroads. Do I stay on this really happy path after I got off the not so happy one, or do I travel down the path that will more than likely make me less happy, but might make me incredibly happy... i dont' even know what i am talking about right now.

Just so you guys know this entry is taking way longer to type, than it is for you to read it. Seriously i type for a while then sit and think and then type some more. You are definetly getting your money's worth from this entry.

Anyways, Tommy sprayed butter on my ham and cheese sandwich, so i had butter on my hand and i was chasing him around the house to place it on his shirt, when he went by the window in the living room. I backed him into the window, he started to fall, i reached forward to rub the butter on his shirt when CRASH!!! the window broke. It broke hard too, there is a gigantic hole in the glass. I am quite impressed actually. We laughed like retarded school girls for like 5 minutes and then i left the house, not through the window, which is what i really wanted to do.

Celebration rehersal sucked a lot, i can't sing, i really can't, and now it is blatently obvious to everyone that was there tonight that i am a no talent ass-clown. Throw in the fact that rehersals are gonna be open now, and i am a super no talent ass-clown not just to other members of the band, but soon to be anyone silly enough to not believe me and come hear the horror that is my singing. Seriously i cracked so loud today in ocean avenue, i could hear individual blood vessels pop and a baby in Indonesia start crying because of me. Which of course then busted up my confidence because crying babies make me feel bad. Damn you baby.

So i desperatly need a life, a real one too. Can I borrow yours? Or maybe just your phone number, cause i lost mine.

Heck yeah for cheesy pick up lines. Or maybe the classic, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Ok seriously this insanity has to stop, so I am gonna stop it now, before i make more innocent children around the world cry and wake up their extra sleepy parents.

Good night y'all!!

Dennis Richard Lynn I (Still)

And now for something completely different...

Thanks jimbo for the fantastic entry title, you rock!

So anyways, I was mildly suprised to find that nobody had said anything about me being cute as a kid, until I realized I look RETARDED in that picture.

Seriously what is in that damn bowl huh? Damn Dennis.

He never listened anyways, always licking kool-aid off the floor, dancing on tables, and sleeping in toy boxes. What a re-re.

So anyways, I wasn't suprised at all to find out that nobody had said anything about my picture from two years ago, because I didn't really want to hear about how retarded I look in that one, as that is me... now... and stuff. So let's just understand I was a re-re then and I am a re-re now.

More to come in a bit, right now it is bacon time!!

Thanks for staying!!

(thanks for playing!)

Dennis

me as a kid... WOO HOO!! 

This is me from like 2 years ago! 

Home!

So yeah, I have run away to hide at my parents house for a couple days, just to calm down really. I have been in a horrible mood lately, and have taken it out on people I really care about. In order to guaruntee that I won't do that, I am chillin at my parents house for a couple days, till at least celebration rehersal on thursday, just to get my head back on straight, besides, I am broke and work is closer from here. So no offense to the rest of you, but I thoroughly hate everything right now, so I need to chill out. I probably won't answer my cell phone if you try to call it, but if you need me leave a message and if I have time, am not working, or feel it is important enough I will call you back when I want to.

So today I woke up and decided to change myself a little bit, so I shaved off my little patch of glued on hair on my chin. I look like I am 12 now. In retrospect, it was a horrible idea, but I used to like being clean shaven, so I am gonna try it out for a while.

I beat the Lord of the Rings Third Age last night, for those of you who like video games, it was rather enjoyable. My new project as far as video games are concerned is to beat Halo 2 on Legendary. That could be VERY time consuming.

Speaking of time, we fired someone at work last week, so I am working overtime till we hire someone else. Meaning i might get one day off per week. This isn't my fault, I have been trying to hire someone else for a very long time now, and my manager has just been ignoring me. It's ok though, he is leaving soon enough and then it will be my store, and things will be run a little differently. Hopefully not poorly.

So, on to women. Just a general comment, women ruin my brain. They just destroy it. Even if anything that causes it is my fault, my brain becomes a wasteland, I hate mind games, I just plain hate games, and women suck because they play them constantly. Now if I won a prize for playing their game, that would be different. But instead 99% of the time they are playing the game so you can figure out something bad, and by the time you have they are even more upset. So when you "win" the game, you are punished by more angry woman than any person should ever have to deal with. Now again this isn't directed towards anyone, but my brain has been ruined as of late, and it is because of women that my brain has the blue screen of death staring me in the face. Damn you Bill Gates!!

Well that is all that I feel like updating at this particular juncture, take care y'all!!

Dennis

And the brain goes....

BOOOM!!!!