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I love small dogs and the artificial flavor watermelon. Sometimes when i get really nervous i poop on my roomates pillow. "You made your big gay bed, and now you must sleep gaily in it" - Three To Tango This link kills spam

Saturday, September 24, 2005

NEW POST!!

The highly anticipated (by one really cute girl ;) ) post...

And i am not gonna say much about vegas except for this. Not you bitches, these bitches.

I said, quite easily, the dumbest thing on the face of the planet TWICE!!! We got on the tram ( we = me and two other co-workers) to go from excalibur to mandalay, and we were hammered. Upon reaching the inner compartment of the tram, we discover 4 ladies sitting on the bench there, also looking quite hammered. Mike (co-worker) introduces us, when he gets to me he says, "this guy is underage, don't worry bout him". I say, while looking at them "I'm 22 bitches!!" mistake #1, but it gets worse. I realize my mistake, i meant to be looking at mike, so i turn to the girls and say the following thing to make it all better "not you bitches, these bitches" mistake #2. Wow i am dumb. The entire rest of the trip when i came down for breakfast or for dinner i got the "not you bitches" greeting. They are making shirts, we are really gay.

As far as gambling is concerned, i lost 60 on night one, won 110 on night two in hold 'em, and won about 160 on night two in hold 'em. So i came out ahead, if it wasn't for the house of blues.

I went to this really cool club called the House of Blues, and they had a karoake night. I normally hate karaoke night, but they had a live karaoke band. It was freakin sweet, and at 8 bucks a beer, very expensive. So i lost all of my winnings on a few rounds of beers for the guys. I am such a wiener.

OH yeah, and i played a crap load of games. I got to try the new 360, looks sweet. It was way sweeter than i ever imagined, it was like video game dream come true. I wanted to cry when i played kameo, i almost wet myself when i saw the first ever playable footage of perfect dark zero, and i actually got goosebumps when i saw the video for project gotham racer 3. All in all, i got to play the dev. kit for the 360 and the finished freakin product. Best week ever...

oh yeah sony was there too.

I hate sony, they can burn in hell.

I could have given a three times better presentation than they did. They have so many cool games coming out but all they did is play a demo disk that we all already have in our stores and then they said "any quetions?" as if they could answer them, cause they couldn't. I could have given a better demonstration for sure, as a matter of fact i answered a couple questions that they couldn't. I deserve their jobs now. At least we got a free copy of socom 3 out of it, otherwise i am sure there would have been a riot.

One more presentation of note, nubytech, an unknown accesories company is releasing a system... a re-vamped NES. It has the design of the Famicom, for those who don't know, basically a top loading NES. It has a MSRP of 39.99 and it will be able to play all the old nintendo games just like it was a top loading nintendo, pretty freakin sweet if you don't mind my saying so. So for all you junkies out there who are tired of the flashing red light on the front of your NES, throw it in storage and pick this bad boy up. It comes with either one wireless (sucks) or one corded controller (cool). So watch for that by christmas time!!!

That is all on vegas really. Nothing else happened except for the plane which was sweet, and several other drunken ramblings which were including but not limited to being guarunteed a raise by my district manager upon arrival back to wisconsin... he was drunk.

New (kinda) news on the lady front. Erin and I have decided to chance it, we are dating now. It really is kinda nice to get back into a relationship, and Erin is a fantastic girl. I guess all i can really say about her is, she must have some silly taste to want to date me, but i am rollin with it. She really is a fantastic person, she brought me lunch to work twice now, even though i am not 100 percent excited about her buying for me as most of you know, but she is great. Loves music, a fantastic piano player, and can deal with my shotty voice so that's cool. We went out tonight on a date... to the freakin mall food court. Too many things qualify for dates these days, what happened to taking a girl somewhere nice, oh yeah, i'm broke, i remember now. We got back from the date and played on her baby grand piano (yeah that's right, you read correctly, a baby freakin' grand piano) and sang through some song books i had never sang through before and then talked with her parents for like an hour. All and all it was a good evening.

Oh yeah, and to top it all off, at the end of the day, FREAKIN' ANDY SHOWED UP IN MADISON TODAY!!!

Talk about my kinda day, i haven't been able to sit down and shoot the shit with that guy in a while, granted we have a one track mind, but it was still pretty sweet. But, now i gotta go to bed as i gotta hit up the house of god in the morning (church) and then football at my parents, and then dinner with erin and her parents.

I love you all and i know you love me so peace out and stuff!!

Dennis Lynn

OH yeah, and show choir is cool, i have a new found respect for swing choir though, but show choir is cool.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

watch for the vegas post!!

I am just to tired and sick to post tonight, but i will post probably on saturday when i am less busy... and sick.

Take care!!

Dennis Lynn

Monday, September 12, 2005

I'm Back!!

I have been posting a lot lately. We should get one thing straight. The situation that lead to the last post is over and done with now. That being said lets move on...

I'm going to Vegas!!!!

That's right, on Sunday I leave out of the Milwaukee airport for the beautiful Mandaly Bay in Las Vegas!! All on Game Crazy's tab!! I feel so special... and not special olympics. This is definetly the job for me. I am gonna get so much free stuff, plus the free trip to Vegas, and i might get to try an Xbox 360, that would make my day.

About the last post though... i got this comment... I WANNA KNOW WHO IT WAS!!!! It was a nice comment, and it is so wierd cause that is one of my favorite songs. I am sure because of that, that the person knows me. I am pretty sure i don't have a stalker (even though erin thinks so :) ) unless i am wrong... but i am not wrong ever!!!

ha ha who am i kidding.

Oh and i probably mispelled alot of words, or used the incorrect grammar, or something. But because some people haven't read my older entries ( cough cough), this is my blog!! I do what i want!

eye weeeel meeespeelllll whateveer wordss i soooo pleeasse.

oo that one was mean. I'm sorry.

New post is completed. WATCH CAREFULLY FOR NEW ONES!!!

Dennis Lynn

Saturday, September 10, 2005

The post that continues to prove my insanity.

I have hit a whole new level of wrong tonight. Why can't i just be OK with the way things are. Why am i always striving for something that makes more sense. I do a fantastic job of fucking up everything.

I can't live like this anymore. All of this lying, this deception for what?? The chance to feel better for minute while a larger issue of lack of trust brews at the innards of friendship? The most selfish of people, I believe, look at deception as an opportunity to take a caring individual for all they are worth. Not just money or possessions but also their souls. Deceiving someone deeply affects who they are, especially if they are normally a trusting person.

You know what, all of that is unimportant.

Here is what is important.

I lose again. I always have, and at this rate it doesn't look to get any better. I do this all the time. I think i am so right, when i couldn't possibly be so wrong. The more sure i am of a certain fact the more wrong i end up being. The more happy I am, the more hurt i get in the end. The preposterous idea that I could infact do something right in my own life, and not just give good advice, is an ideal that is too good to be true. I fucking give up.

I am gonna actively search the situation that makes the least sense. Look for the question that has no right answer and answer it anyways. Look for the worst and hope for the best. That is apparently my ownly shot at being kinda right. If i go into everything knowing i don't stand a chance, if i lower the bar enough, i just might be able to clear it.

By the way, i'm sorry about your pontoon, i think i just made it explode. I hope you make it to shore safely, and i hope you can get another one relatively easily. I am gonna go make a raft out of sponges. That should work out well for me.

I am going away, and alienating myself from the civilized world. I never thought I would say this... I miss whitewater.

Dennis

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I was gonna make a post...

But i decided not to.

Monday, September 05, 2005

You're the only one who knows that.

I have had nickelback on the mind for the last few days. Excuse the subject line... as usual.

Anyways the song i really had on my mind was "photograph" anyways, but i am protesting it as iTunes has yet to put it on their music store. Until that song is available to download you won't see any lyrics for that song on my page. Eat that music execs.

OK i promised i wouldn't put any of their lyrics on here, but i can't hold on much longer, it is flowing through my bloodstream right now... let's talk about something else.

I am taking guitar lessons. That's right folks starting hopefully tomorrow, i am taking my first guitar lesson. Hopefully now i will actually be a musician insted of faking to be one. Someday.

Not a whole lot of drama in my life right now. I am pissed cause my room is so messy but that is about the only drama you are gonna see out of this guy right now. I have no time for drama (as usual) and besides worrying myself over something I can't control is a problem i have been needing to deal with for a while. I worry too much.

Which brings me to my next point, i think my chest is gonna explode. I have had massive heartburn for quite some time now. I think i may actually have to go to the doctor now. Which also reminds me, that i have the worst memory on the face of the damned planet. I was driving home from erin's place the other day and i freakin got lost. It is probably the easiest route on the planet, two turns and i am home. I have driven it only a couple times, but that is no excuse. Instead of going straight at the first stop sign i turned right. For reasons unbeknownst to me i turned freakin right. It was after that moment that i decided i have the worst memory ever and I really should get that looked at. See how much i worry about stuff that doesn't matter?

OK so anyways (would it be one of my posts with out an "ok so anyways" comment?), i have the next two days off, and i already had today off. I am one lucky man. OOOOO and i got my tickets for vegas!!! i rock.

Last night i went to milwaukee after work to hang out with chad, matt, and bill. That's right kids Gamma Epsilon in full force... plus Lynn... but she is basically one of us without the penis. I got hammered. I got real hammered. I haven't really drank that much in a while, i had a few at paul's place on saturday but that paled in comparison to my hijinks last night. I really wanted pizza really bad but instead we went to jimmy johns. Just to clarify, i am not one to hit on girls, keep that in mind as i make the next few statements. So we get to jimmy johns and i am waiting in line for food and bathroom, yes they were basically the same line, and there were these three girls behind me being rather loud and hilarious. So i made the comment to either bill or chad, can't remember which one, that those girls were hilarious. One of the two told me to hit on them (*note the above statement) so i say i can at least talk to them right? I just asked them if the went to school in milwaukee. They said no no no, they are far too old for college, then they started listing their ages, 24, 26 and 28 i would never have guessed they were that old, maybe that says they were being immature... whatever so anyways like a bloody fool i proceed to say one of the smartest things i could have said in that situation "oh i am only 22" then one of them (can't remember which one) gives me a rather harsh burn "i think i here your mom calling".

Ouch my rest of me.

I was just trying to make conversation. Well that's what i get. It was pretty damned hilarious.

"there is a man in the garbage can."

one of the few moments chad lacked tact, and i wasn't even there for it. DAMN!!

Oo and a bouncer through me out of a bar last night... and i hadn't even been drinking. Ok the story for that is that there is these GIGANTIC windows at the bar i was at. I had already gone in the front door, and went out the window to see a fight that had been taking place. When i tried to get back to my spot, not one of the smartest things ever, the bouncer pulled me out of the bar forcibly and told me to go in the door. When he had realised i had just come from that spot, i had already had my id checked, and had my glass waiting for me, he apologized. He said the next time i go there i get a free drink on him. Yeah, like he is gonna remember me. that was also pretty dang funny.

OK well i think it is time for sleep for this guy. i have had a long enough day thanks.

Dennis Lynn