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Monday, September 05, 2005

You're the only one who knows that.

I have had nickelback on the mind for the last few days. Excuse the subject line... as usual.

Anyways the song i really had on my mind was "photograph" anyways, but i am protesting it as iTunes has yet to put it on their music store. Until that song is available to download you won't see any lyrics for that song on my page. Eat that music execs.

OK i promised i wouldn't put any of their lyrics on here, but i can't hold on much longer, it is flowing through my bloodstream right now... let's talk about something else.

I am taking guitar lessons. That's right folks starting hopefully tomorrow, i am taking my first guitar lesson. Hopefully now i will actually be a musician insted of faking to be one. Someday.

Not a whole lot of drama in my life right now. I am pissed cause my room is so messy but that is about the only drama you are gonna see out of this guy right now. I have no time for drama (as usual) and besides worrying myself over something I can't control is a problem i have been needing to deal with for a while. I worry too much.

Which brings me to my next point, i think my chest is gonna explode. I have had massive heartburn for quite some time now. I think i may actually have to go to the doctor now. Which also reminds me, that i have the worst memory on the face of the damned planet. I was driving home from erin's place the other day and i freakin got lost. It is probably the easiest route on the planet, two turns and i am home. I have driven it only a couple times, but that is no excuse. Instead of going straight at the first stop sign i turned right. For reasons unbeknownst to me i turned freakin right. It was after that moment that i decided i have the worst memory ever and I really should get that looked at. See how much i worry about stuff that doesn't matter?

OK so anyways (would it be one of my posts with out an "ok so anyways" comment?), i have the next two days off, and i already had today off. I am one lucky man. OOOOO and i got my tickets for vegas!!! i rock.

Last night i went to milwaukee after work to hang out with chad, matt, and bill. That's right kids Gamma Epsilon in full force... plus Lynn... but she is basically one of us without the penis. I got hammered. I got real hammered. I haven't really drank that much in a while, i had a few at paul's place on saturday but that paled in comparison to my hijinks last night. I really wanted pizza really bad but instead we went to jimmy johns. Just to clarify, i am not one to hit on girls, keep that in mind as i make the next few statements. So we get to jimmy johns and i am waiting in line for food and bathroom, yes they were basically the same line, and there were these three girls behind me being rather loud and hilarious. So i made the comment to either bill or chad, can't remember which one, that those girls were hilarious. One of the two told me to hit on them (*note the above statement) so i say i can at least talk to them right? I just asked them if the went to school in milwaukee. They said no no no, they are far too old for college, then they started listing their ages, 24, 26 and 28 i would never have guessed they were that old, maybe that says they were being immature... whatever so anyways like a bloody fool i proceed to say one of the smartest things i could have said in that situation "oh i am only 22" then one of them (can't remember which one) gives me a rather harsh burn "i think i here your mom calling".

Ouch my rest of me.

I was just trying to make conversation. Well that's what i get. It was pretty damned hilarious.

"there is a man in the garbage can."

one of the few moments chad lacked tact, and i wasn't even there for it. DAMN!!

Oo and a bouncer through me out of a bar last night... and i hadn't even been drinking. Ok the story for that is that there is these GIGANTIC windows at the bar i was at. I had already gone in the front door, and went out the window to see a fight that had been taking place. When i tried to get back to my spot, not one of the smartest things ever, the bouncer pulled me out of the bar forcibly and told me to go in the door. When he had realised i had just come from that spot, i had already had my id checked, and had my glass waiting for me, he apologized. He said the next time i go there i get a free drink on him. Yeah, like he is gonna remember me. that was also pretty dang funny.

OK well i think it is time for sleep for this guy. i have had a long enough day thanks.

Dennis Lynn

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