Independent films.

Wow, I have a new found respect for all the people of the world who get really really high and have a good idea. Especially the ones who act on it. Talk about a great conversation.

"dude, i got this great idea for a short film." Said the man who we'll just affectionately call Dumbass

"Lets' hear it!" Said his buddy, Assface

"We will have jesus head-butt a minister of the faith, then strike him with lightning!!" Said dumbass.

"Yeah and then we can say STRUCK DOWN!!! really loud!!" replied assface with enthusiasm.

This was followed by hoots and hollers from several other equally intelligent students at the UW Madison. A few girls even took off their shirts in celebration.

The guys screamed hooray for boobies and grabbed their video cameras.

I am positive that is exactly how that had to have gone, because no other excuse would be believeable for what i saw at the commons today at sunset. It was a very very funny film called "when the lord attacks" however to bring it out of that hazy enviroment and into a crowd on the madison union terrace, may have been a decision they should have saved till they were sober. I mean an internet show, might have been a better route. It would have been just as hilarious, and the right crowd would have gotten to see it. As it stands right now, i am near positive a wild riot has now ensued on state street, pickets and everything. Babies crying, mothers running their children to shelter. With our heroes Dumbass and Assface sitting on top of their dormatory roof, overlooking the scene they caused with a delighted "I knew it would be freakin hilarious!!" followed by the hoots and hollers of more girls taking of their shirts and more weed being passed around the circle.

By the way in the end, they end up writing another sequel to blair witch and win three oscars.

I love indepenent films!!

Dennis Lynn