Common theme.

Well this seems like a common theme as of late. I wasn't going to post about it, cause I just didn't feel it important nor funny enough, however in light of recent events both to my friends and myself, it is my civic duty to express my shere frustration with the entire female gender.

You suck.

Real bad.

Here's a question for the guys, how many times have you been completely open and honest with a woman, just to have your openess and honesty cast aside with an "I know" or an "Aw that's nice". Sucks balls huh? How many times have you been that open, gotten that answer and then spent the majority of your time trying to figure out how they felt about you? I mean how much more open do you have to be.

Here ya go girls, this will make it real easy for you. If we tell you we like you, guess what, that's saying a lot. Most guys it takes a majority of their energy to swallow their pride and open themeselves up to be hurt. The movement of the 21st century is towards a more understanding and sympathetic male, something women have been crying over for the majority of human existence. We do this only to find out now, that these cries have been with the intention of payback apparently as women have become less understanding and sympathetic. So instead of answering our cry of honesty and compasion, we get the run-around while all along they have a gut feeling or know entirely but just chose to leave us in the lurch.

This game has gone on long enough, it has to stop. Too many fine men are being destroyed. There are still nice girls out there who long for a sympathetic, understanding, and genuine male. You vendictive bitches are ruining it for them. I apparently am still searching for the fully honest female for me, but until that time...

I am officially declaring war on women.

It is a long time coming, all the heartache me and my bretherin have taken has gone on too long. I am taking a stand against the un-communicating females of the world. Your games have now become much more interesting, cause now i am gonna play. I am recruiting all men who have suffered the pain of dealing with a girl who just can't tell you how they feel easily. Men aren't really educated in this whole game playing ordeal, however if we work together we can shatter the female mentality of the "chase" and ruin their ability to play the game so that all they will soon be able to do is actually talk to you completely open and honestly.

I am the best game player in the known universe. You girls are screwed.

I am waiting for your white flag of truce.

Yours truly,

Dennis Lynn

Commander of the first wave of female defense.

Game Over.