OK so anyways...
Ok so maybe I don't really mean that I am declaring war on women.
Understand that was really close to doing it that time.
I will say this much though, give us guys a break. We are only doing what you thought you wanted us to do.
It is just so hard to be mad at women, when i am still in love with the crazy queen.
I guess till things change, the war is canceled. Just understand, my spirit is kinda busted... till furthur notice.
The once and former Commander,
Dennis Lynn
posted by gefishy @ 10:11 AM
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WOW
I hope you don't think that I'm the crazy queen.
If you do, fine. Just don't call me the crazy queen publicly until you tell me to my face, ok? Sweet. Thanks.
Duh, you're not the crazy queen lindsay, I AM. And Dennis, it just never would have worked, ok?
Oh, and I'm not a crazy queen--I'm not even a woman--you just hallucinated that after taking too much from my mom's water-filled bong. You remember that night, don't you? Oh, wait, no, you probably wouldn't--not most of it anyways. Well, take my word for it, it was crazy. You were crazy, I was crazy. But I'm not a queen, or even a woman! And if you'd take the time out of your busy schedule of playing every video game in the world only halfway through to think about it, you'd realize that what I'm saying is genuinely truthful.
It wouldn't have worked, and you need to let me go, ok?
Bye the way, I'm still waiting to hear about all those stories you were going to tell me about that crazy queen. Wait a tic...
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