you might be retarded if...

Ok so i watched lost in translation with lindsay today, and here is what i found out.

Unless you are:

1. A baby
2. Playing DDR or something like it.
3. Designing a video game.
4. Eating an eggroll, or sushi.
5. Working for Sony... of Japan.
6. A prostitute.
7. In possession of some really cool karate knowledge.
8. Working in a rice patty.

Then you are retarded.

Thank you for the japanese sterotypes, oh crappy crappy movie!! Don't see it, it is a really bad movie. For serious.

Ok but at any rate i am in a much better mood, if you think i have forgotten something out of this list, then please leave me a note! Take care!