a party in my... brain

For all you sick people waiting for me to say party in my pants. You have issues.

Ok so i haven't posted on here in like FOREVER but it is mostly just because i really really hate you.

Ok so not really.

But i have realized that a lot of people use this thing when they are angry or mildly upset, or incredibly depressed. I am none of those lately. I feel like have won the lottery although i didn't even enter!!

Which by they way, i am still waiting for my check for 17.6 million dollars. Interest is accumulating State of Wisconsin, I wouldn't wait much longer if i were you...

Anyways, i did win the lottery, however i didn't win any money. I did however win a bunch of really good christmas presents, which i could really care less about, two days off of work, which i love, time with my family, and a really amazing girlfriend.

Normally i would be afraid to post such a thing on my blog, stating how incredibly astounding a single person can be, but for some reason i feel you should know.

So that beautiful girl that i have been kinda seeing every once in a while, for those of you who don't know any better, yeah we are dating now. If you didn't know that, then stop reading my blog you person who really doesn't know me. Unless your joe or matt. Then you may keep reading.

I haven't truly fallen for someone in forever. i only know that because i have fallen for this girl to be named later and it made me realize that i had no idea what i was doing all this time till now. It seems to me whenever you have to wait for something, or really work for it, or both, that it is that much more amazing when you finally get it.

Oh and the best part is, i am fairly certain she has fallen for me too. So that folks makes me the big lottery winner. That doesn't mean however, that i am still not waiting for my big check. Cause i am. Any day now.

That is all i gotta say, i probably won't post for a while, mostly out of laziness. Take care y'all!!

Dennis

And the winner is...

ME!!!

So anyways, just so we all know, that last entry was a direct result of my girlfriend not letting me go to sleep until i put that on my blog. She kept saying bambi, fiona, munchkin in refrence to my snoopy paintings. Just so we all understand the snoopy paintings are of snoopy and woodstock on a doghouse. Not bambi and fiona on a munchkin. That is what needs to be said and understood. There i said it.

My christmas weekend was really fun!!! I know what your thinking "hey christmas is this weekend you crazy mo fo!!" while i will agree with you nay-sayers that the actual day is this saturday, i must say i had a more chirstmasy weekend this last weekend than i will this weekend. I spent more time with my family on last saturday than i will this saturday. I work christmas eve, and christmas day from 3 till 11. That, friends, is not very christmasy. I will, however, get to spend time with my direct family on christmas morning till about 2, so christmas is not lost in my family's household, just kinda broken up in to celebration, followed by reality.

I am ok with the fact that i am working, because i love work, and i get paid double i am pretty sure for working on christmas. WHICH IS REALLY NEAT!! I really hope however that i get new years day off, i would really like that.

So anyways, i think that is all i really wanted to say. Have a merry christmas y'all!!

Dennis

bambi fiona munchkin

And now for something different completely...

Notice how i didn't say "completely different" in the title. This is to imply that this is something completely different.

Ok so i am not funny, i know that, so stop typing your "you are definetly not funny" comment. I know.

So today, well actually, this whole weekend and this early week has kinda rocked actually. I feel like i won something. Maybe it will be pie. I really really like pie.

Ok well pie would be most appreciated. So i am now willing to accept my prize pie. Whenever you wanna give it up. Don't hold out on me. Pumpkin pie holder-outer.

So work was really fun today, i got there and we had done about 100 dollars in revenue, so i thought , man it will be slow today. Just to guage here on an average weekday we do about 1200 to 1500 in buisness, and that's a little high. Today me personally i did over 2400 dollars in buisness. In 7 hours. I was freakin busy. Really really freakin busy. It's cool cause i made some mad commission today, and by mad commission i mean like 35 bucks, but on top of my base salary that ain't bad.

So i told one of my customers today, who said to me i know WAY to much about video games, that i was living a dream to run a video game store. You know what that heartless woman did. She laughed at me!!! I know, so i tell her how happy I am at my job, and she laughs at me like my job is worthless. Ok just so you all are 100 percent sure on what my job is, i get paid, decently, to play and sell video games. In about a month I am gonna get paid REALLY well for the same task, including some marketing, and for all that extra work i get a trip to vegas for one week every year to play games before they come out, and they pay for my room, food, and drink. That was a really really long sentence. You get the idea. I am really happy at my job. You may be at a job where you make more than me lady, but i like coming to work every day. I wish i could draw like lindsay with paint and then i would be able to make an illustration that shows what she probably does for a living. Just laugh, cause it would be funny. I may have to contract her for some help on my next post. Watch for that, and maybe leave a not in her diary telling her that I need her assistance. That would be most wise.

So anyways i got to go out to lunch with this really hot girl today, who shall be named later. Just understand that she is freakin gorgeous, like for serious. And she is a pretty good conversationalist too. Is it wierd though if she picks her nose? Like seriously right there at mcdonalds she starts picking her nose and trying to eat it!! I am like hey stop that!! She's all like "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!" and starts trying to like her own nostril. I think she is on crack. To bad i really enjoy spending time with her or i would have totally dismissed that girl.

If i don't post for a while, it is because i am dead. Probably due to that last paragraph. Oh and peter pan??? Yeah he is a flamer. A big freakin ball of flame. Huge flamer.

That is all I really need to say for now. So skinerma rinky dinky dink, skinerma rinky do... GET AWAY FROM MY BLOG YOU JERK!!!!!!

good bye

Dennis

Sleepy time!

Ok so I am just about to go to bed, but i wanted to post on here just for the heck of it!

Ok so I am not sure what to say right now.

Ok so...

I start off with "Ok so..." a lot. I think i am gonna stop now

Ok so after about five minutes of waiting i couldn't decide how to start the next line so you are stuck with ok so...

Ok so anyways, work is going good. My free time is good. I have off tomorrow and a friend of mine is coming over from waukesha!! That will be great!! And i get to help a friend with an english paper!! WOO HA!!! Ok so maybe i am not that excited about helping with the english paper but whatever. It will still be a fun day off.

Christmas is coming...

sorry

Ok so christmas is coming and i love christmas time. My family rocks the house, and starting on saturday is a fun filled family fest!! I call that alliteration!!

OK so that is all i really wanna say!

Take care y'all!!

Fishy

So anyways...

So I have now decided that before I am allowed to post I will give myself one day to either come down from the high, or calm down. Today I decided to wait because I needed to come down. Yesterday was probably one of the best days of my life. I got to see my friends sarah and matt, I went to see a movie, and I got to hang out with a really gorgeous girl, who should be named at a different point ;)

Anyways, so yeah life kinda rocks right now. I am in a great mood which is still immediately followed with the no money point that is always to be made. I am really broke, but I am always broke so I guess it is no big deal right?

So at work the other day I had to pay some money to the company or else I would get fired. All because someone else used store credit that wasn't theirs, I either had to replace it or get fired. Yeah it was great. And then I punched in late cause I forgot. It was a great day that day.

Ok now you have seen the good and the bad, I am not making any sense right now, so I will go away for a little while!!

Take care!

Cool? I'm cool.

I am cool, I know i'm cool, but why do i feel not cool.

Upon further consideration, i feel cool. I mean temperature wise i am really really cool. Almost cold, i am that cool.

Well let's think about it. I have lots of friends, i have a coolo job.

Cool.

My parents rock, my truck runs, my bills are paid.

Cool.

It is 8:00 on my day off, i got a call from a guy I work with asking me to work tomorrow I said yes. This is because apart from a bit of video games i have done nothing today. I don't need people to call me, how are they to know i have a day off, i ALWAYS work. So i am sticking with the norm and working my boring little ass off.

Not cool.

So 2 out of 3 ain't bad right? Shut up meatloaf.

Is there a double meaning in that last line?? Who knows, but i suggest you listen to more meatloaf, but becareful not to get to close as it has a tendancy to be greasy and fat.

More double meanings.

Not cool.

hmm 50 % I better stop now before i seriously kill my cool quotient.

There i am done!

Peace outside!!

Wow

So we can all thank lindsay for that cool post she left on my blog. Let's be honest here though, if there is gonna be anyone doing dogs it has to be her. That is obviously not me in the picture cause that guy looks like a weiner/asshat.

Moving on and ever upward, I am really cool, and I don't suck at life. I got a large check yesterday which makes me really really happy. Apart from that christmas is coming and I am really looking forward to it actually, I usually don't like christmas, but I am never home anymore so what a perfect excuse to leave work to spend time with the fam other than christmas huh? On top of that I may get to see my good friend jimbo g evans, co-designer of the underground alaskan winter getaway. Complete with underground garage, and eskimo valet driver. He doesn't get paid much, but he loves fish!!

Fish of course being the food, not me.

I have also realised upon the woman situation that I am really not in that bad of a place. That is all I really think I am gonna say about that besides the fact that as of the last few days I guess I have realised how lucky I really am. There may be uncertain ground, but what is life if nothing but uncertain ground. spontaneity ( I know I spelled it wrong) is the spice of life right? Besides I need to enjoy what I have right now, it is way better than to lose.

So I think I am gonna go see a live show again, sometime after christmas. I am thinking les mis but I am not sure yet. I am kinda doing it as a christmas present, but is it bad if you really want to give the present almost as bad as you wanna get it, cause you know it is gonna effect you too? I didn't think so. It isn't insensitive of me to get a gift we both like I don't think. Ok maybe I need feedback on this one.

Well I believe that is all I really wanna say on this blog besides doorknob, ankle, cold. So I will talk to you later.

Oh and also, your wedding dress is too conservative, it doesn't show enough nipple leather.

That is all!!

Dennis

i suck at life

yes, yes yes yes i do!!!!!




i fuck dogs.

It's time for another good idea, bad idea.

Good idea:
Getting your finger looked at when it starts to hurt ENORMOUSLY!

Bad idea:
Waiting to get your finger looked at till it starts to turn green and give of a very unfriendly smell that while minute unless nose is to finger, still is rather unsettling.

So about 4 days ago my finger hurt like crazy, I figured it was an ingrown nail. So far I still think that. Now however I think there are tiny men with pick axes chopping at the bone, trying to make me mad. Also my finger has turned green in a little spot where I believe the ingrown nail is, and on top of that it kinda smells bad. REALLY bad. So I am gonna hide for a couple days till I can figure out what the hell is going on, and maybe go see the doctor tomorrow. I really hope they don't cut off my finger.

Anyways life is good, still rather unsettling in itself, but I am dealing as I have now officially had my second day off in a week!! WOO HOO!!

Dinner with my parents tomorrow, marking the first time I have made an effort outside of myself to hang out with them in a very long time. I am very excited about it.

Take care y'all!!

Dennis