This weekend...

Ok, a couple things on this weekend. Let's just start all this out by saying I had a blast. Then we will move into specifics.

1. I had a blast.
2. Friday sucked a lot, I had to work, I didn't get back till late. By the time I got back, everyone was already basically drunk and I had to play catch up. It was raining however and people needed rides in my recently covered truck. So I didn't drink, or party necessarily.
3. Because Friday kinda sucked I was up late driving everyone every-which-where, and I didn't even get home till sometime after 2 and I had to be up at 7 ish in the morning for...
4. BLITZ TO GET BLITZED 2004. Staring yours truly and Scott Sauer. I seriously starte drinking at 7:30 a.m. I am not an alcoholic, I am an enthusiast. The games didn't even start till like 8:30 but by then I was half in the bag. Then we started playing NFL Blitz 2000, drinking style... here are the rules:
1. Play the game.
2. Drink on every change of possesion, every loss of yards, every point scored, every first down, and at every quarter break.
3. Don't piss yourself, you'll look retarded.
So this game continued for a long long time. Then the parade came by...
5. The parade... I almost forgot i was making a list. So the marching band rocked the hizouse, but the big story was the half fast band. That was freakin cool. The Pikes however had a really freakin sweet float.
6. The game... by this time I was definetly sobering up, a lot. The band was freakin awesome, the warhawks lost, and the run was dirty fun. All in all I would say it was a pretty fun game.
7. I passed the hell out... after all that excitement in the morning and early afternoon, it was time for a power nap. When I woke up I was not happy to exist. My head still hurt, I was dropping some MAD bombs, and my stomach hurt too, but I needed to get ready cause it was almost time for...
8. The Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia Halloween/ Homecoming extravaganza, with entertainment from: Everyone that was pretty drunk... which was just about everyone. It was really really cool. There were some really good costumes, I was teen wolf, I Fixodented my teeth on... just so you know that is not a top 10 idea. My brother showed up, which was cool. He got drunk, I got drunk, your mom got drunk, Lindsay got drunk and then the cab showed up while I was peeing on the house so I had to stop mid-stream. OUCH.
9. There was much sleeping to be had... from 2:00 ish till 10 I was out, and yes that is 9 hours of sleep for all you daylight savings jerks out there.
10. Breakfast at Novaks... Let me just take a minute to say how broke I am, this weekend I spent way too much money, and I had to take money out of my Halo 2 savings fund. Now you know that is desperation. But it will all be worth it, and I am buying the games anyways.
11. Work today... Just so you all know I was kinda sick before this whole marathon started, so today it felt like there was this gigantic train that was running me over, backing up, then running me over repeatedly. I couldn't see, I couldn't breathe heavily, and I felt like I was gonna vomit. One of the girls on the hollywood side said I looked like shit, which I thought was nice of her.
12. I am now sitting here recalling all that happened this weekend... All in all i would say this weekend was pretty sweet, I probably won't be drinking for quite some time, but it was great. I got to see a lot of brothers and it was good.

But now that that is over I need to focus and become responsible. As of late I have been very irresponsible with my money and time management. From today on... hopefully... I need to be better with my money. I can't afford to keep buying people stuff unless I really really want to, or if a certain girl is involved... but yes, no more useless video games dang it, I don't even have time to play the ones I have now. There are seriously two games that i have spent almost 50 bucks on that I haven't even started yet!! This has to stop. And I need to stop eating out. I need to be more clean. I need to start working out. There now I said it, that's the easy part, let's see if I can do it. I will keep a count, we are on day 0 as tomorrow will be day 1.

Take care y'all!

Dennis Richard Lynn I

Da fish!

that's my name!

Anyways so this morning i got a phone call from one of the employees at my job saying that nobody was there to open up the store... so guess who had to get their lazy ass up and drive to beloit... yep this guy!

OH but wait it gets better!

So on the way there, I called the Hollywood video side to see if anyone was at my store, and she said oh yeah, (random guy, it is un-freakin-important) is there. I called him and he is like oh yeah i slept in a little bit, i had a late night last night...

THANKS ASSHAT!!

But I have been late before, so I guess I can't bitch too much, and I am the only guy besides the manager there who actually cares about my job... Whatever. So at first i was mad cause i had to get up, excited cause i would get done with work early, now i am mad because i won't get done with work early and i am awake!

Ok moving on. So life is going good. I still have no money but i get paid next week, boy i hope my direct deposit went through...

Video games rule. There is nothing else to that, just that video games rule.

So this weekend is gonna be great, just don't expect another post from me till like tuesday, cause i will be gone basically all weekend, and then i am staying at my parents' place on sunday and possible monday.

But that is all for now, you all have a great day and a splendiferous weekend!!

long day...

I am so glad this day is over, it wasn't bad or anything, actually it was kinda good, i got my haircut and my consolidation loan was approved!! But i just didnt' wanna go through today for some reason. Then i realized

I AM FREAKIN SICK!!!!

like seriously, my head is crazy, my snot factories are on the fritz, my throat is swollen to the size of several watermelons in a large napsack...

and i am not happy about it

So maybe that is why i wanted to get through today. Or maybe i just don't like tuesday, who knows. At any rate homecoming is this week, and i may not be inschool, but i still enjoy homecoming week!!

ok i am goin to bed now, after some food maybe. Good night y'all!

le ouch!

I don't know why i picked that title, so the rest of this has nothing to do with le ouch. Just so you know.

So wow, my life has been freakin awesome for the last like 2 months and i don't understand. I haven't been this happy for this long in a long time.

I have no really exciting stuff to add at this time, but i just wanted you all to know that i am incredibly happy, and i am trying to figure out why, so any hints would be appreciated.

So let's see here, reasons not to be happy:

I have no money

I have no food

I have a lot of bills unpaid

I recently put all of my financial responsiblity back on my parents for the time being because i am a lot farther behind than anyone could ever possible imagine, so they are taking my checks and doing with them what they will and then giving me whats left, which will work out to like 70 bucks every 6th and 21st of the month. So that's neat.

I have one pair of good work pants, and two pairs of good jeans, and it is getting rather nippy out there.

Now let's see, you would think that out of all of this i would be relativly sad or at least not really happy, but you see i am above the norm. I exist on a higher plane allowing me to take an overly positive view on all of this.

No pants = more laundry doing = less dirty clothes

No money = less frivilous spending = less useless crap in my house

Lot's of bills = when i do get money i dont' spend it on useless crap = see above statement

My parents taking my money = see previous above statements = i can't possibly be retarded with money i don't have

So you see these are all good things, besides God tests his best children, and someday i am gonna get a large A+ or at least a B+. I could take a B+. I would like the A though.

At any rate there is an underlying reason, somewhere in the back of my mind, as to why i am so incredibly happy, and in searching for that my brain hurts so i am just gonna ride this one out and hopefully this grand feeling doesn't go away soon!

Cause everyone loves magical fishy!

brain

So i drank today, after working overtime, and my brain hurts. everything would have been ok had it not been for the bitch session causing me to think about things i hadn't in a while. But it is ok, cause i needed to be reminded how much of a dumbass i really really am once in a while. I also need to be brought back down to earth and realize that everything isn't as great as i wanna believe it is. So from now until further notice my brain is back to hurt status, but hopefully this is the last your gonna hear about it on here. Cause i hate talking about it. Take care y'all!

wow movie

So all i gotta say right now is that is the first time since armageddon that i even welled up for a movie, and this was a happy one!!

I love chick flicks... seriously.

um i guess i better say i am not gay, just so we're clear.

So today, i realized that for like the past three weeks i have been the most excitable tall lanky bastard in the universe!! Everything gets me excited, i wake up happy, i go to sleep happy, i even poop happy... well i always pooped happy.

But also today i got wind that my insurance for my truck is canceled, my phone is shut off, and i have no money. So while i am in a fantastic mood i am freakin broke.

My dog is freaking out right now he is running all over the place, i would imagine it is because he is a puppy. He is so cute it is disqusting.

now he is licking me and jumping on my leg. i think he wants me.

At any rate, today was another day off wasted, i slept, played video games and went home to see the fam, i didn't have money to do anything else, i really really wanted to go to northbrook to see my co-little bro, but i guess that will have to wait till i win the lottery. Kivi if you are reading this i am a broke ho, but you still love me.

Oh well i needed to snap back to reality with money sometime.

Now the dog is eating my visor, i want to punt him.

Well i better go before he terrorizes everything... cute jerk...

Peace outside!!

So yesterday a few things happened...

One: I didn't wake up till eleven, at which time peanuts wakes me up because he had to be to class but we busted ass got him ready and he was there by 10:50, oh that's right time travel bitches.

two: That last one sounded like he was sleeping with me, i just wanna let the record show that i was sleeping alone, but there was no lock on my door so the rude awakening happened when he walked in, not woke up next to me. Just so you know you filthy jerks.

Three: I didn't capatalize the "two" in the above statement.

Four: Your mom called.

5: well she didn't really but your dad called asking if i would sleep with your mom because he had a "headache"

VI: I farted a lot yesterday, and they were smelly.

sven: I wasn't the last or the first person out in poker last night, i was more the middle person out.

ocho: after today i have another day off

nine: on secoond thought, that bit about your mother calling, yeah she really really did, and she told me you sent her

Ok i better stop because this is getting silly, cause at least half of the above things didn't happen yesterday, go ahead and guess which ones didn't. I will say this though, your mom was very much a part of my day yesterday.

Ok well i guess i don't got much else to say besides this, if my wrists were to have sex with your chin, wouldn't i just be punching you repeatedly??

Think about it.

I'm out YEAH!! OK!!!

Pop up girl

So i was signing on to leave my entry for today, and BAM this pop up came up, my computer does it all the time, but this one was different. She had these come get me eyes, and well i guess i couldnt' see her eyes, but she had this smile!! well no smile either. But she had a really really tan stomach and was wearing really hot white shorts. Basically she had the hottest midsection i have ever seen. So this entry goes to you pop up midsection girl, without you i may not be inspired to remain straight.

So anyways, today went by uneventfully, which is the least i can say for my parents dog. So last night i forgot to let him out so he went from 1 yesterday to about 12 today with out going outside. I came to the house today, totally expecting shit to be everywhere, and i got nothing. He wasn't even particularly interested in going outside. I let him out anyways and looked everywhere, there was no poop or dog piss to be seen. So I had an uneventful day but my dog was apparently touched by Jesus. And i am sure that was great for him. I bet his poop will now forever smell like roses.

And then i called my roomate to see what was going on and my dog here had apparently been touched by satan for he pooped in his food dish, and then pissed on his floor. That dog is the spawn of satan, but he is freakin cute. If my parents dog and this dog ever meet it will be a death match of biblical porportions. So on the apocolypse expect to see two small white dogs beating the living hell out of each other, that is of course if you are not saved.

So i feel like this was a good entry and i want to end it on a high note by saying A#. For that is apparently how high i can sing now, horray for boobies!

in desperate need of more sleep

wow i work a lot!!

So today i was supposed to be up really early to go back to my home town to let my parents dog out, i am a wiener, and woke up at 11. He has probably pooped everywhere by now, if i was him i would do it just to spite me.

So i am really really tired, i haven't been sleeping a lot, and the sleep i do get isn't that great, i know today i woke up at 11 which i am happy bout, but i am still really really tired.

well i have a day off tuesday so that will be nice, and then pat mucurdy on wednesday, followed by yet another day off!! Take care y'all

The fish bowl!

Ok so i am sad cause when i went to pick my address, thefishbowl, was taken!! So i used my back up thewishingpond, and i am a little sad about it ok back off!!

So I finally gave in, a few of my friends use this thing, and I used to use something like this before, i thought it was too drama causeing so i stopped, but now i wanna do it again, so woo ha!

You'll also notice in that last bit i didn't capitalize a few of my i's, if this is a problem for you, you might wanna stop reading cause i i i i i i got a stutter problem.

Let's get to the not so important stuff, so today i rearranged my room to make it more fung shweeeeeeeee but in reality i just wanted things moved around. In the end i wasn't happy with what i had done and if i had magical powers i might even go poof and put it all back to normal, it looks like a bad case of dog runs. And i have a dog, i've seen it.

Speaking of my dog, nubis is a little bastard. So today i let the little bastard outside to poop and it is cold and we were out there forever. I almost shot the bastard. But my sadness with the cute little ball of white stuff reached a high point when he took everything smaller than my hand out of my room and put it in the kitched for me, i think he thought he was doing me a favor cause every once in a while he would show me what he was taking, by dropping it in front of me, looking at me, picking it back up, then darting away waiting for my praise. Stupid dog. Good thing i love him or i might have punted him by now.

So the reason why i got this thing is because when i had my last journal type thing i was usually at peace cause it gave me a chance to talk, which i hate doing, and it saved everyone else from hearing me. On top of that it got some of the hurt out of my brain as i have a head ache 24/7. I strongly encourage messages, as they are neat, and if you mention my i's and how they are wrong i might end up having to make a whole entire entry of lower case i's and that will teach all of you whiners who is boss around here!!! THIS IS MY BLOG DANG IT!! i'm crazy, deal with it... i am!!