Pop up girl

So i was signing on to leave my entry for today, and BAM this pop up came up, my computer does it all the time, but this one was different. She had these come get me eyes, and well i guess i couldnt' see her eyes, but she had this smile!! well no smile either. But she had a really really tan stomach and was wearing really hot white shorts. Basically she had the hottest midsection i have ever seen. So this entry goes to you pop up midsection girl, without you i may not be inspired to remain straight.

So anyways, today went by uneventfully, which is the least i can say for my parents dog. So last night i forgot to let him out so he went from 1 yesterday to about 12 today with out going outside. I came to the house today, totally expecting shit to be everywhere, and i got nothing. He wasn't even particularly interested in going outside. I let him out anyways and looked everywhere, there was no poop or dog piss to be seen. So I had an uneventful day but my dog was apparently touched by Jesus. And i am sure that was great for him. I bet his poop will now forever smell like roses.

And then i called my roomate to see what was going on and my dog here had apparently been touched by satan for he pooped in his food dish, and then pissed on his floor. That dog is the spawn of satan, but he is freakin cute. If my parents dog and this dog ever meet it will be a death match of biblical porportions. So on the apocolypse expect to see two small white dogs beating the living hell out of each other, that is of course if you are not saved.

So i feel like this was a good entry and i want to end it on a high note by saying A#. For that is apparently how high i can sing now, horray for boobies!