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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

le ouch!

I don't know why i picked that title, so the rest of this has nothing to do with le ouch. Just so you know.

So wow, my life has been freakin awesome for the last like 2 months and i don't understand. I haven't been this happy for this long in a long time.

I have no really exciting stuff to add at this time, but i just wanted you all to know that i am incredibly happy, and i am trying to figure out why, so any hints would be appreciated.

So let's see here, reasons not to be happy:

I have no money

I have no food

I have a lot of bills unpaid

I recently put all of my financial responsiblity back on my parents for the time being because i am a lot farther behind than anyone could ever possible imagine, so they are taking my checks and doing with them what they will and then giving me whats left, which will work out to like 70 bucks every 6th and 21st of the month. So that's neat.

I have one pair of good work pants, and two pairs of good jeans, and it is getting rather nippy out there.

Now let's see, you would think that out of all of this i would be relativly sad or at least not really happy, but you see i am above the norm. I exist on a higher plane allowing me to take an overly positive view on all of this.

No pants = more laundry doing = less dirty clothes

No money = less frivilous spending = less useless crap in my house

Lot's of bills = when i do get money i dont' spend it on useless crap = see above statement

My parents taking my money = see previous above statements = i can't possibly be retarded with money i don't have

So you see these are all good things, besides God tests his best children, and someday i am gonna get a large A+ or at least a B+. I could take a B+. I would like the A though.

At any rate there is an underlying reason, somewhere in the back of my mind, as to why i am so incredibly happy, and in searching for that my brain hurts so i am just gonna ride this one out and hopefully this grand feeling doesn't go away soon!

Cause everyone loves magical fishy!


1 Comments:

At 10:29 PM, Blogger jOE said...

well, I'm glad you have things all worked out. But for the record, I don't like the magical fishy. In fact, I HATE THE MAGICAL FISHY!! It gave me scurby. And contrary to what the magical fishy said, scurby is NOT as fun as having your own private roller coaster park! You frickin magical fishy. I'LL HUNT YE TILL THE END O' MY DAYS!!! ARRGGH!!!

 

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