So yesterday a few things happened...

One: I didn't wake up till eleven, at which time peanuts wakes me up because he had to be to class but we busted ass got him ready and he was there by 10:50, oh that's right time travel bitches.

two: That last one sounded like he was sleeping with me, i just wanna let the record show that i was sleeping alone, but there was no lock on my door so the rude awakening happened when he walked in, not woke up next to me. Just so you know you filthy jerks.

Three: I didn't capatalize the "two" in the above statement.

Four: Your mom called.

5: well she didn't really but your dad called asking if i would sleep with your mom because he had a "headache"

VI: I farted a lot yesterday, and they were smelly.

sven: I wasn't the last or the first person out in poker last night, i was more the middle person out.

ocho: after today i have another day off

nine: on secoond thought, that bit about your mother calling, yeah she really really did, and she told me you sent her

Ok i better stop because this is getting silly, cause at least half of the above things didn't happen yesterday, go ahead and guess which ones didn't. I will say this though, your mom was very much a part of my day yesterday.

Ok well i guess i don't got much else to say besides this, if my wrists were to have sex with your chin, wouldn't i just be punching you repeatedly??

Think about it.

I'm out YEAH!! OK!!!