MMMMM BANANA SAUSAGES ON THURSDAY!!!!

I AM A SLIM JIMMY. OR
AN ELEPHANTS LEFT EAR. OR
A TACO BELL BURRITO. OR
BILLY BADER. OR
A LOCOMOTION IN MOTION. OR
AN ANEBRIEATED PILLOW TALK. OR
AN INKJET PRINTER WITH TOO MUCH BLOOD. OR
SAMMY SOSA'S WEDDING RING. OR
JAMES TAYLOR. OR
ALADDIN AND THE KING OF THIEVES. OR
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKA-CRACK. OR
THE MUFFLER TO YOUR CAR. OR
THE HALF NAKED SHELL OF A CUMQUAT. OR
SOME WIRY CAPPUCCINO. OR
A TRANSPOSED MELODIC DICTATION. OR
SOME ZIPLOC BAGGIES.


yEAH, i SaID iT!@!!!!

My monster ate your grandma.

Way way back in 1969, a monster lived in the depths of St. Louis. At the time, your grandmother was just a sprightly lady (or man) in her mid 40's or 50's, raising some kids and keeping the house clean....

until TERROR struck!!!

The monster ripped through her internal organs one by one until your beloved grandmother was no more.

And they all lived happily ever after....
The End.

woot woot

Party last night, ridiculous.

Peanuts birthday!! HOORAY!! we are both 22 now. It's a celebration bitches.

This is exactly what peanuts said right before we both passed out, "if i have a rash on my balls tomorrow, it is from Kaboom... remember that." I laughed for seriously like 20 minutes. Has to be one of the most random drunken quotes i have ever heard... that and the explanation as to why i am tall. You can read Denise's blog for that interesting tidbit.

Anyways, so yeah last night rocked, i tried to play doom 3 which i just bought but i was too inebriated to actually get the story at all so i had to quit. Besides that, the game is really really creepy and i didn't need that before bed time.

Other than that i don't wish to post anything else cause there is nothing else really fun to say!! So you all have a good one!!

Dennis